from here: http://www.DogSupplies.com
I make a lot of observations and often wonder about thing like:
1) When dog food companies put on their bags “New & Improved Taste”, how do they really know it tastes better?
2) Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face, but they love 60mph wind in their face while driving on the highway?
3) Why does my dog (who has 3 of her own beds) demand that she sleeps in MY bed every night?
4) How can dogs pick up on words like treat, walk, outside and go without much training, but seem to ignore words like “quiet” even when heavily trained on those words?
Here are a couple of corny jokes I’ve heard the last couple of weeks.
If you have any good ones, feel free to write them in your order comments during your order. Our warehouse staff enjoys reading stuff from our customers. Gives them something to talk about 🙂
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they walked out of the movies?
A: Shall we walk or take the dog?
Q: What kind of dog can use the phone?
A: a Dial-Matian
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
A: Any kind. A building can’t jump!
Q: Why did the dog carry a clock?
A: He wanted to be a watch dog!
Ok, ok, enough of these for one day 🙂